What movies have not aged well?

-Bond slapping Tracy.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

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-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

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Moonraker

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

What are the types of values?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

A View to a Kill

-J W Pepper

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Dr No

You Only Live Twice

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

Live and Let Die

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-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

How can people balance religious beliefs with seeking professional mental health care?

-”Ah so!”

Goldfinger

The Man with the Golden Gun

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

Diamonds Are Forever

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

From Russia With Love

-All the bad guys are black.

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-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

How do I become an intelligent man?

Octopussy

-”She is very sexyful!”

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

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